“There’s a plane leaving for anywhere you want right now, and in an hour, and in a day, and in a year. You can get out whenever you want, it’s comforting I think.”

(via dumbledoreisabamf)

longwindedwoman:

can my friends start doing this.

(Source: halliebadger)

handgrenade2:

i feel like this conversation happens every single night before we go out.

(Source: sophielouisep, via unholykingofkings)

prismaticpuppeteer:

copy machine you are drunk

(Source: buffalosoapstone, via fyeahbritishpeople)

dark humour isn’t everybody’s cup of liquidized dead baby

(Source: tugged, via fyeahbritishpeople)

nickclegglookingsad:

Nick Clegg asked if you’d ever experienced true love, and you said “yes, of course”, and then there was a pause, and you said “why, haven’t you?”, and he said “oh yes me too obviously”, but then just stared into space for a while. 

https://twitter.com/#!/sadnickclegg

(Source: lindseyscatshit, via getoutoftherecat)

My boss keeps calling me princess and every time I want to die a little inside

Ok so generally I love it but I just had to walk of shame through hoards of school children and now I feel like a terrible terrible human being.

The girl in the flat next door just finished having the most ridiculously loud fight with her boyfriend and now he’s gone and she’s listening to ‘jar of hearts’ over and over and over again and she keeps shouting along with the chorus and oh god I genuinely don’t know whether I should find this annoying or hilarious or I should actually call someone and tell them she passed mental breakdown like 6 replay buttons ago.

Like seriously girl, if you’re going for crappy break up songs at least crack some Adele out or SOMETHING.

Either way I feel like I should probably bring ice cream when I finally go over and tell her to stfu.